MLP FIM Season Three Episode Eight Part One

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Pinkie Pie: Howdy pony folks! Pinkie here. Due to the lack of-



Author: Pinkie?! How do you keep getting in here?! I locked all the doors!



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Pinkie Pie: Anyway, just a little message, due to the delay with the current episode, and to keep fans in spirit, we're uploading the already doen Derpy episode early!



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Pinkie Pie: Like we said in the previous messages, this was the only other chapter that will be in script form. Fortunately, the episode that should've been posted today, should be up within a weeks time, which means more postings this week!



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Pinkie Pie: Anyway, when the episodes do come out again, this chapter will be put back into it's proper order. But just fyi, this ep is episode 8, so some pieces might not make sense as it should. With that out of the way, let's move onto our episode!






Episode 8: Derp'ba Derpy!



[The camera brightens up to some rather soothing morning music as the camera pans across Ponyville. The day was much like any other day for the ponies of the small town; peaceful, shining, and full of happy ponies. As the camera pans around the numerous buildings, it came to a stop as it began to zoom in on Twilight's house, shifting the scene to a view of the inside as well. From the back of the large Library, Twilight simply smiled to herself as she stood there, watching Starlight as he continued another one of his lessons, along with Spike, who sat at the stairs as he watched too. At the moment, he appeared to be struggling using his magic to levitate a bucket of water just over his head, from one side of the room to the other, and which also left an orangish glow around it from the magic. Although he was already half way across the room, he appeared to be having trouble simply keeping the bucket balanced without it shaking too much.]



Twilight: You're doing great so far, Starlight! Just keep it steady.



Starlight: *sweats a bit, struggling to maintain focus* E-Easy for you to say, the water's making it hard to keep still!



Twilight: *gives reassuring smile* Don't worry, you're more than halfway there. Just keep focus on the bucket and take as much time as you need.



Spike: *looks back and forth while watching* He's doing better than he was last time, that's for sure.



Twilight: *nods in agreement* Yeah, he's definitely improving. I just hope Rainbow Dash will take it easy on him this time when he's doing Flight Training again.



Starlight: *smiles to self slightly looking back to the other end of the room* Almost...there...



*CRASH*



[The camera suddenly pans back to the doorway as a mysterious gray hoof suddenly crashed through the door, quickly retreating back outside again soon after.]



Starlight: *yelps frieghtened* Ahh! *loses concentration, ending up dropping bucket over head* Awwww c'mon! *shakes head, struggling to get bucket off*



Twilight: *looks to the front door where the crash came from* What was that? *walks over to the front door and opens it, quickly yelping in shock, however* Woah!



[The camera quickly zooms out to the room as Derpy came full speed through the door, carrying her mail bag on her side, and crashing into a shelf of books in the process. Like always, she stil had the same loopy, cross-eyed expression she always had, as well as that casual sly grin on her face. The camera zooms in on her face, which was currently upside down against the wall with the rest of her body, as her head shook slightly while small birds circled her head comically. As the camera zoomed out again, the entire book shelf began to wobble from the unsteady impact, only taking a matter of seconds before the books collapsed on Derpy all the same. Twilight simply frowned slightly with a small sigh as she closed the door again.]



Twilight: *walks back over to Starlight* "When a crash, Derpy's sure to follow". *looks back down and begins trying to help pull bucket off*



Starlight: *pulls self back, trying to get bucket off* Does this mean I still finished? *suddenly pulls head out, rolling backwards a few feet*



Twilight: *gives calm but sorry smile* Sorry Starlight, but it still counts.



Starlight: *moans* Awwwww...



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My Little Pony...



My Little Pony...



Aaah aah aah aah...



(My Little Pony)...



I used to wonder what friendship could be...



(My Little Pony)...



Until you all shared its magic with me....



Big adventure...



Tons of fun...



A beautiful heart...



Faithful and strong...



Sharing kindness...



It's an easy feat...



And magic makes it all complete...



You have My Little Pony...



Do you know, you are my very best friends...










[The camera pans back to the large pile of books as Starlight, Twilight, and Spike could all be seen helping put away the books. While Starlight was still in a bit of a gruff over still failing to complete his task for unfair reasons, Twilight was a bit concerned about Derpy. Not so much as the crash in general, but the fact this is the fith interruption they've had in the last two weeks from Derpy-that's at least twice as many as she normally does in a month. The camera pans back to the dwindling book pile as the last group of books were levitated off a still-dizzy Derpy, who simply wobbled as she stood up again before shaking her head, and keeping her classic eyes crooked as she did.]



Derpy: Boy, thanks Twilight. It was dark under there.



Twilight: *gives small smile* You're welcome Derpy, but what were you doing crashing into the door?



Derpy: *points hoof over while replying* Oh, I was just making you guys a mail slot. No need to thank me, it's all just in a day's work. *looks up into thought* Although when I work, a day usually takes three to complete...



Twilight: *confused* Ummm Derpy, if you had any mail for me, you could've just knocked, ya know?



Derpy: *chuckles* Heh heh heh! Oh Twilight, always wanting to do things the complicated way. But since ya are here, I can just give it to ya. *digs head through mail bag, rumagging around*



Twilight: *rolls eyes at comment briefly*

Derpy: *continues digging for few seconds before pulling out small tray with muffin on it* He'we 'ou 'o!



Twilight: *blinks more confused* Ehhh Derpy, that's a muffin.



Derpy: *blinks to self before looking down at muffin, then chuckles* Heh heh, oh yeah, sorry. I guess I grabbed the wrong thing again. *sets it down next to Starlight* Here ya go, on the house.



Starlight: *looks at the muffin curiously* Uhh...thanks?



???: Derpy!



Twilight & Starlight: *looks back to the doorway, seeing an angered brown pegasus pony with a blue hat*



Derpy: *waves* Oh, Hi Mr. Jameson!



Jameson: *grumbles while walking over*



Twilight: *walks over to him somewhat worried* Look, Mr. Jameson, it's ok, she-



Jameson: *gives apologetic look to Twilight* I'm sorry for the trouble she caused, Miss. We'll pay for any damage neccesary. *grumbles angrily again walking back to Derpy* Derpy, what did you do this time?



Derpy: *gives casual grin* It's ok Mr. Jameson, I was just helping them install a mail slot in their doorway.



Jameson: *groans rubbing forehead* Geehhhhhh, Derpy, what am I gonna do with you?



Twilight: But Mr. Jameson, it was just an accident! We don't mind at all, right Star?



Starlight: *tilts head slightly* She also kinda interrupted my trainning lessons.



Spike: *adds in* And knocked over our shelves.



Twilight: *rolls eyes before face hoofing self, shaking head regretably*



Jameson: *looks back with a sigh* Look, I appreciate you guys sticking up for her and all, but this is getting out of hand. She's caused over twenty different damages to property from this month alone! And don't even get me started on her yearly outlook.



Derpy: *blinks curiously* Well I'm sorry Mr. Jameson, I've just had a few "bit problems" back home wiff' my muffins back home. So I needed to start



Jameson: *groans* Look Derpy, you seem like a nice lady and all, and I understand things may not be so easy at home with all the..."baking". But after all the past accidents, and failing to keep present ones from happening, I'm afraid this is the final straw.



Derpy: *confused* Straws? I thought I was supposed to deliver mail?



Jameson: *rubs forehead from headache* Huff...



Twilight: *grows bit more worried* But Jameson-



Jameson: *waves hoof* No Miss, I'm afraid I just can't do it anymore. Unless you can find some other flying pony to personally assist her on the job, then I'll have to fire her.



Twilight: Personal...Hmmm...*rubs chin looking up into thought for a few seconds before grinning at idea* Mr. Jameson, I think I know the perfect pony to train her!



Jameson: *blinks curiously* Really? Who?

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Rainbow Dash: *shakes head and hooves* AB-SO-LUTE-LY not!



[The camera zooms out again as the scene changed. Currently, Twilight could be seen standing next to Rainbow Dash, who was currently lounging about on a white cloud, just a few feet off the ground. The scenery itself appeared to be the Ponyville Park. Not in the sense of like a playground, but just a simple, green, landscape with a wide open field. As for Starlight and Derpy, the two appeared to be playing a rather humorous game of Leap Frog with each other, which Derpy did a rather surprising job of keeping him entertained.]



Twilight: Awww c'mon Rainbow, it's not like you'd be too busy to help her anyway.



Rainbow Dash: *shifts eyes back while leaning on back with arms under head* Uhh helloooo? Weather Patroller here?

Twilight: Oh please, with your speed, that only takes like 5 minutes. Look, I'm not trying to make it sound like much, but if you helped Derpy out, then she could keep her job.



Rainbow Dash: Yeah well...what about Starlight? I thought I was supposed to train him?



Twilight: *smiles looking back to Starlight as he continues playing with Derpy* We both agreed to hold off on flight training until you can help Derpy out. *looks back to her* Besides, thats the entire reason I want you to help. I mean just look at Starlight. Before he was having trouble simply gliding through the air, and now you got him brave enough just to flying a little over ten feet in the air, and all of which was in three weeks after he came to Ponyville. That just proves how great you are at helping people.



Rainbow Dash: *shrugs* Hey, the kid gets credit for being a faster learner, ok? But that's the difference between him and Derpy; *points to each of them one at a time* Learner, confuser. Focused, distracted. Good kid, moron. Story, over.



Twilight: *frowns slightly* But Rainbow Da-



Rainbow Dash: *shakes hoof* Story, over! Seriously, even if I wanted to, you're asking me to do the impossible to help that pony. And you're talking to the pony who did the "Sonic Rainboom" for the Wonderbolts!



Twilight: *about to speak back before pausing briefly, then grins while turning away* You know what, you're right Dash. I guess it IS asking too much for you to assist Derpy.



Rainbow Dash: *smiles while closing eyes to relax* Glad you see it my way, Twilight.



Twilight: *comments while walking away* Which is a real shame, really. I'm sure the Wonderbolts would loooove to see a Pegasus pony who could do the impossible.



Rainbow Dash: Yeah, the Wonderbolts would- *suddenly opens eyes rethinking statement to self* Wait, what?



Twilight: *continus walking away* But I guess if that's the case, then I guess it'd be best to ask Fluttershy. What with her reasonability and kindness, I'm sure the Wonderbolts would love to meet her if she could help Der-



Rainbow Dash: *suddenly flys down in front of Twilight in halting-position* Woah woah woah there, unicorn. I never said I wouldn't do it.



Twilight: *smirks* Actually, ya kinda did.



Rainbow Dash: Yeah, well...I've never been one to displease ponies. And who knows? Maybe I can work miracles and help Derpy out. *looks over to Derpy and shouts* Hey Derpy! Tomorrow meet me here in the park before you start work, I'm gonna assist ya!



Derpy: *blinks looking to Rainbow Dash before nodding with a wave* Okidokie Rainbow Dash! *leaps over Starlight* Leap!



Starlight: *leaps over Derpy* Frog!



Derpy: *repeats* Leap!



Starlight: Frog!



Derpy: Leap!



Starlight: Frog!



Derpy: Le-*crashes into tree*



Starlight: *laughs* Heehehaha!



Twilight: *gives calm smile* Thanks Rainbow Dash, this means a lot to her. *looks over to Starlight* C'mon Starlight, time to head home! *begins walking down path*

Starlight: *smiles while quickly trotting down with Twilight, quickly waving to Rainbow Dash* Bye Dash!



Rainbow Dash: *gives small smile waving back before groaning, looking back at Derpy* I just hope I live through tomorrow.



[The camera pans to the sky as the scene briefly shows the Sun doing down followed by the Moon coming back up, then back down a final time as the Sun rose in the morning. The camera then began to pan back down to the very same spot in the park as Rainbow Dash could be seen waiting there, though, with an irritated expression on her face.]



Rainbow Dash: *groans impatiently* Where is that bird brainned pony? She should've been here hours ago!



Derpy: *shouts from above, still carrying mail bag on left side* Look out belooooooow!



Rainbow Dash: *looks up casually, hearing a dropping whistling noise, then takes small step back as Derpy lands*



*CRASH!*



Derpy: *quickly jumps back up with a somewhat loopy, exhausted, expression* Heheh, Derpy Doo, reporting for dooooooty!



Rainbow Dash: *gives irritated glare* Finally! You're two hours late, what took you so long? *blinks a bit, noticing Derpy's sleepy-eyed expression* Uhhh...hey, you feeling okay?



Derpy: *yawns briefly* Yeaah. Sorry about the lateness Rainbow Dash, my muffin had a nightmare last night.



Rainbow Dash: *raises right brow in confusion* Your..."muffin", had a nightmare?



Derpy: *nods with casual loopy smile* Yyyup! *gestures to bag* And I couldn't afford a babysitter this time, so I brought my muffin with me. *digs head into bag* Ain't that right 'ittle muffin?



Rainbow Dash: *shakes Derpy* Derpy, cut it out! It's...wierd.



Derpy: *pulls out blue mailer's hat with mouth, mumbling words* * 'at meminds me. *sets it on Rainbow's head before putting on own* There we go, *throws arm around neck* now we're mailer buddies!



Rainbow Dash: *shifts eyes away with sarcastic and unammused expression* Yeah...*looks back to Derpy* So Derpy, what's the first thing you do every morning when you start your work?



Derpy: *rubs chin* Well...first I have my morning ritual! *digs head through bag again*



Rainbow Dash: *confused* "Morning Ritual"? What does that mean?



Derpy: *pulls out cornpipe* Bubbles! *begins blowing vast amount of bubbles out of pipe, accidentally getting some in Rainbow's eyes*



Rainbow Dash: *yelps rubbing eyes from soapy bubbles* Agh! Derpy! That stuff stings!



Derpy: *drops pipe out of mouth while replying* Opps! Don't worry, I got it! *quickly licks hand before wiping it over Rainbow Dash's eyes*



Rainbow Dash: *moans feeling Derpy wiping harshly* Ehhh, what are you wiping with?



Derpy: *gives casual smile* Nothing much, just home made materials.



Rainbow Dash: A rag and soap?



Derpy: Nope! Hoof and spit.



Rainbow Dash: *yelps disgusted* Ahh! *quickly pulls hoof away before wiping eyes with own hoof, leaving raggidy hairdo in place* That's disgusting!



Derpy: True, but it feels better, riiiight?



Rainbow Dash: *lowers brows irritantly*...I'm not gonna say anything to that.



Derpy: *chuckles* Too late!



Rainbow Dash: *sighs irritantly* Huff! What does blowing bubbles have to do to get ready in the morning anyway?



Derpy: Why everything of course!



Rainbow Dash: *rolls eyes* So is there any other part of this "Ritual" you do?

Derpy: *shakes head* Nope! Now just to get the mail!



Rainbow Dash: *confused, again* Didn't you bring it with you in your bag?



Derpy: Well how could I? I had the bag at my house.



Rainbow Dash: Wouldn't it be easier to just get the mail AND the bag from work at the same time?

Derpy: *rubs head confused* Now why in Equestria would I do somethin' silly like that?



Rainbow Dash: *face-hooves' self while shaking head and mumbling* Twilight is gonna owe me big time...



[The scene changes to the a view of the first house Rainbow Dash and Derpy had to stop to in their job, minus the Mailing Company they had to stop by at first in order to actaully pick up their mail. While they weren't actually at the pink colored house they stopped at, they were in front of a simple gate at the front of their yard.]



Rainbow Dash: Ok, so this is the first stop, right?



Derpy: *nods* Yup-siree!



Rainbow Dash: Fine, then lets go. *opens front gate and begins walking into yard*



Derpy: *panics drooping ears* Waiiit! *quickly bites Rainbow Dash's tail and pulls back*



Rainbow Dash: *yelps in pain* Owwww! *looks back at somewhat slobbered tail before glaring back* Derpy! What was that for?



Derpy: Sorry Rainbow Dash, but we need to make sure the coast is clear! *digs head through bag*



Rainbow Dash: *grumbles silently to self*



Derpy: *pulls out muffin from bag, holding it in mouth* N'ont 'eorry, 'atch dish! *chucks muffin into yard*



...



...



...



Derpy: *smiles opening gate again* Okay, we can go.



Rainbow Dash: Are you serious? What was the point of all that?!



Derpy: In case they had any wild animals.



Rainbow Dash: So why didn't you just tell me to check first? We have wings, ya know?



Derpy: *pauses briefly, looking into thought* Huh...we do, don't we? *continues walking down yard*



Rainbow Dash: *grumbles angrily with noticable vein before sighing, trying to calm down and mumbles to self* Do it for the Wonderbolts Dash, *sighs again while walking to house* for the Wonderbolts.



Derpy: *knocks on front door, waiting for response* ... *looks to Rainbow Dash* I don't think they can hear us. *looks back to the door, raising hoof* I'll knock harder. *prepares to knock again*



Rainbow Dash: *quickly grabs hoof worriedly* Wait! *tries easing expression while giving calm smile* Why don't we just try using the door bell?



Derpy: *blinks to self looking back to the door bell on the right side, then smiles* Oohhhh! Okidokie!



Rainbow Dash: *sighs relieved* Phew.



Derpy: *breaks hoof through wall where Door Bell was*



*CRASH*

*DING-DONG*



*DING-DONG*



*DING-DONG*



*repeats endlessly*



Rainbow Dash: *shrinks pupils in disbelief*



Derpy: *smiles* You were right Rainbow Dash, that really does work.



Black Female Unicorn: *opens door angrily* Hey! Why did you break my- *blinks suddenly* Derpy?



Derpy: *gives casual smile while waving* Hello Ms. Jessy!



Jessy: *grumbles* Derpy, you know I usually blow dry my hair by this time, so why didn't you just try knocking harder on the door like usual?



Derpy: *pats Rainbow Dash's back* No need to thank me this time, Ms. Jessy. It was Rainbow Dash's idea.



Rainbow Dash: *gives small innocent smile while chuckling nervously, drooping ears* Ehh heh heh...Sorry?



Jessy: *glares at Rainbow Dash* Don't bother apologizing unless you can fix my door bell now!



Rainbow Dash: Umm...well...



Jessy: *uses magic horn to create small dark cloud over Rainbow Dash's head, zapping her with lightning bolt*



*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT*



Rainbow Dash: *lets out puff of smoke from being burnt, and slightly blackened mane due to bolt burn*



Jessy: Hmph. Sorry about that, but honestly! I just had my Door Bell repaired from the last time Derpy broke it.



Derpy: *smiles waving* Good seeing you again Ms. Jessy. *looks back to Rainbow Dash* Let's go Rainbow Dash! *flys away*



Rainbow Dash: *moans before following her, flying away*



[The next scene shifts to a zoomed out view of the many Apple Trees of good ol' Apple Acres. Over head of the many Apple Trees, Derpy and Rainbow Dash could be seen flying over head towards the red barn. Upon a closer inspection of the barn, Applejack could be seen carrying the bucket of apples on her side over to said barn when her attention switched to behind her, hearing the duo flapping over to her. While she wasn't exactly surprised to see Derpy heading her way, she struggled to let out a burst of chuckles as she saw Rainbow Dash's current state, what with the partly chewed tail, partly burnt mane, and a near-exhausted expression on her face.]



Applejack: *chuckles quietly as possible* Pfft tch haha!



Derpy: Hiii Applejack!



Applejack: *gives calm smile back* Hey to you too, Derpy. *smirks looking to Rainbow Dash* And hellooo to you too, Rainbow.



Rainbow Dash: *lowers head, irritantly, and mumbles back mockingly* Nanananananaaa.



Derpy: *digs through bag and hands mail* Here's your letter, Apple! *places it in the left bucket of apples*



Applejack: Thanks Derpy. You two want some apples to snack on?



Derpy: *nods* Sure! *quickly flies to the Apple field*



Applejack: *raises brow* W-Wait, Derpy! You could've just- *sighs* Nevermind. *looks back to Rainbow Dash with sympathetic smile* And let me guess; rough day?



Rainbow Dash: In the words of Big Mac, "Yyyyyup".



Applejack: Twilight convince you to help her out?



Rainbow Dash: Yyyyyup.



Applejack: And if Ah had to guess how many houses you've actually managed to get through so far, Ah'd have to say...



Rainbow Dash: One.



Applejack: *nods* Figured as much, though, would've thought you would've had more done by this point.



Rainbow Dash: She was late this morning because she was taking care of her precious pastery last night. Apparently it had a "nightmare".



Applejack: Nightmare...? *blinks suddenly* Oh, Ah get what ya mean. So how is it?



Rainbow Dash: In the last half hour of a single house alone, I've got my chailed chewed on by Derpy, she breaks a hole through a wall with a door bell because I told her to ring it instead, and the Unicorn, who's apparently used to Derpy, shocked me with lightning because apparently I didn't tell the bird brain to "lightly" press the button.



Applejack: Oh, that bad, huh?



Rainbow Dash: *shrugs* Actually, in all honesty, it's about what I was expecting in all this. At least up to the whole Lightning Bolt thing, that was a new addition to it.



Applejack: Well, don't let any of this stuff eat ya up personally. Derpy's really n'ahce once you get to know her.



Rainbow Dash: *raises brow* Uhhh "Hello", I've known her ever since Flight Academy!



Applejack: Yeah, well...people change over time in alot of ways I bet. Trust me, she might just surprise ya- *widens eyes looking ahead* Derpy!



Rainbow Dash: *looks back confused before widening eyes at sight too*



[The camera pans back to behind the two as the scene reveals Derpy, who appeared to be pulling an apple off a tree by her mouth. What made this scenario rather surprising, however, was the fact that not only had the apple refused to be plucked yet, but Derpy apparently ended up pulling the large structure of the tree itself as well, while still being attached to the base which was in the ground.]



Derpy: *mumbles while still pulling apple with teeth* O'mosht...gotsh ih...Ah! *finally pulls apple*



[Right at the moment Derpy managed to pull the apple off the stretching tree, the branches flung back into position, inadvertantly flinging off all the apples the tree, and far into the air. The camera panned back to the trio as Derpy happily ate her apple, while the duo behind her simply watched in disbelief.]



Applejack: *moans* Well there goes a tree full of apples.



Rainbow Dash: *raises brow* I wonder where they're all going?



[The scene briefly switches to a view of Twilight's home again just as she said that. Followed by a whistling sound in the air, the apples could suddenly be seen crashing into the large Library, and one ending up smashing through a window. Although the reason being remained in question, a "donk" noise could be heard coming from inside, followed by a shrill yet quick "ouch!" noise. In addition, what sounded like a bucket of water dropping on someone's head soon followed.]



Starlight: *can be heard from inside the Library* Oh c'mon!



[The scene switches again to a view of Rainbow Dash and Derpy who appeared to be in the park like before. This time, Rainbow Dash appeared to be pacing from side to side in a Sargent-like manner.]



Rainbow Dash: Ok Derpy, let's make something clear. *points to her* You, want to keep this job, right?



Derpy: *nods with casual, loopy, smile* Mh hm!



Rainbow Dash: And you want to do a good job while doing your job, right?



Derpy: *raises brow confused* Uhhhh...



Rainbow Dash: *sighs* Just say "yes".



Derpy: Yes!



Rainbow Dash: *nods* Good. Then I'm gonna be in charge for awhile, ok?



Derpy: *nods giving hoof-salute* Okidokie!



Rainbow Dash: Good. Now hand me the mail, ok?



Derpy: *blinks curiously* Umm...ok? *digs through bag before pulling out mail, putting it in Rainbow Dash's mail bag*



Rainbow Dash: *smiles* Good, now you wait here while I deliver this stuff, ok? *turns around, preparing to fly away*



Derpy: Wait!



Rainbow Dash: *looks back* Now what?

Derpy: *tilts head* I wanna help.



Rainbow Dash: *grows nervous* Well yeah but...youuuu are helping!



Derpy: *grows more curious* Really?



Rainbow Dash: *gives confident smile while nodding* Uh huh! You're helping stay here and...ummm...*looks around quickly to think of an excuse* You're in charge of...Ah! *points to Dandilion* Watching this Dandilion!



Derpy: *blinks confused* You want me to watch a flower?



Rainbow Dash: *gives sarcastic gasp* Don't tell me you don't want to?! Watching a Dandilion is one of the most important jobs ever! *turns around preparing to leave again, shuffing mail in bag*



Derpy: It is?



Rainbow Dash: *smirks to self before looking back* I mean it. Why, there's no job more important in all of Equestria that's more imporant than watching this flower.



Derpy: *grows excited* Even more important than being a Princess like Celestia?



Rainbow Dash: *muffles giggles to self before nodding* Uh huh! So make sure you stay right here, and not a single petal comes off, ok?



Derpy: *nods giving serious salute* Yes sir! *lowers head to flower, watching it with determined, widened, somewhat-unbalanced, eyes*



Rainbow Dash: *gives salute back before flying away, then bursts out into chuckles once far enough* Tch ahaahahaha! I should've thought of this hours ago! *sighs happily to self* Ahh, now it'll just take like ten minutes to deliver the rest, and then I can take a nice relaxing nap. *grins looking back* Besides, what's the worst that bird brain could do by just watching a flower?



[At the same time, the camera pans back to Derpy who was still in the same head-down, quirky-eyed position she had been in when Rainbow Dash left her. She stood vigilant in her duty Rainbow Dash assigned her, and waited!...And waited...And waited...Up until the point where her eyes began to droop exhaustedly, though, as to whether that was from her lack of sleep last night, or simply starring at the Dandilion for the last two minutes remained the question. At this point, the camera zoomed in on Derpy's face as it scrunched up a little, most likely from a simple tingle in her nose. However, not ten seconds after, her seemingly harmless twitch ended up being a full blown sneeze, right in front of the Dandilion.]



Derpy: Ahhhh-Choo! *wipes nose a bit with arm before widening eyes worriedly* Huh!



[The camera pans to the air briefly as all the Dandilion petals that were attached to the small bulb were now blown away into just about all directions, and unfortunately, straight into the heart of Ponyville.]



Derpy: *panics* Uh oh! *quickly dashes towards bulbs, trying to catch them*



[Thus, the ensuing chaos began. As Derpy neared the very first bulb that blew away, she ended up crashing into a hanging sign, which ended up snapping from the chains it was attached to, and falling down in the stationed cart as a result. Unfortunately, the sign crashed right into the front of the cart, angling it in such a way that it ended up flinging the vases of flower on them into a nearby building, which crashed through the windows of a nearby green building. All except one, which surprisingly, crashed onto the head of a Taxi pony. The pony was so startled by the sudden blackout and impact to the head, it let out a startled "niegh" as it suddenly sped forward, unable to figure out where it was going, more or less, caring where it was going as long as it kept running, not even slowing down as the sounds of the numerous ponies screamed, jumping out of the way of the oncoming Taxi pony. The pony's panicked state finally came to an end as the hinges connecting his saddle and the Taxi chariot suddenly came undone, causing the chariot to continue speeding forward while the Taxi pony went in another direction. The camera only followed the chariot as it ran down the path, narrowly avoiding the ponies who scurried out of the way of the oncoming chariot. And all of this was caused by the first of hundreds of different petals which Derpy accidentally blew off the flower. The camera suddenly pans to a later view of Rainbow Dash as she could be seen walking out of someone's yard, waving back as she reached the front again.]



Rainbow Dash: *smiles while waving* Have a good day sir.



Random Pony: *can be heard off screen* Thanks for the mail Rainbow Dash!



Rainbow Dash: *sighs relieved* Phew, that was easy. *smiles looking to empty mail bag* And not a single letter left! I'll never understand why Derpy always seems so exhausted-



*CRASH!*



Rainbow Dash: *lets out a sudden jump, then looks down lane seeing the chariot crashed through the wall* What the-? *widens eyes to self before looking other way worriedly* Oh no...*quickly flies up to the air, then drops mouth and widens eyes in shock*



[The camera pans several different scenes of Ponyville, majority of which has similar scenes like the others. Some of the views were that of worn out ponies who only let out exhausted cries of pain, most likely from the various injuries some of them recieved like the flower pot on the Taxy pony. Some of the other scenes that played out were the various damages the single grey pegasus had caused, from simple damages to wooden fences, smashed or destroyed, and in the most extreme cases, holes in walls, some of which were even bigger than the single chariot caused in the wall Rainbow Dash saw earlier. The camera pans back to Rainbow Dash's facial expression as her right eye could be seen twitching in disbelief.]



Rainbow Dash: *continues twitching while mumbling* This isn't happening...This isn't happening...This isn't happening...



Derpy: *flys over to her* Rainbow Daaaash! *presents Dandilion with petals* I kept the Dandilion safe, just like you asked! *looks back as petals pop off again then frowns* Awwww darn.



Rainbow Dash: *twitches eyebrow frantically as anger builds up*



Narrator: And as Lauren Faust once said, Rainbow Dash's anger grew three sizes that day.



Rainbow Dash: *screams loudly* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *grabs Derpy by the shoulders and begins shaking frantically* WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!



Derpy: *blinks confused* Huh?



Rainbow Dash: *lists off numerous details* You blow bubbles for no reason, crash and destroy everything you touch, never take anything seriously, can't do the most simplist of tasks without reminders or messing it up, just....just....*pulls mane hair* Gahhh! What is wrong with you?! *pants heavily*



Derpy: *rubs chin* You seem tense...I know what'll cheer you up! *digs head through bag before pulling out a muffin* 'Ant a muffin?

Rainbow Dash: *shakes as anger finally boils over and grabs Derpy's mail bag* FORGET THE STUPID MUFFINS! *chucks it off in opposite direction, inadvertantly throwing it into the Evergreen Forest*

Derpy: *squeezes head worriedly* Ahh! My muffin was still in that! *quickly dashes trying to grab it*

Rainbow Dash: *quickly pulls Derpy back* Derpy! Forget. About. Your. STUPID. MUFFIN!



Derpy: *blinks suddenly to self, rethinking last statement, then gives irritant glare to Rainbow Dash* Hey! I can take 'em insults and stuff, but no one makes fun of Derpy's litt'e muffin, ya got that! *presses hoof off of Rainbow Dash*



Rainbow Dash: *blinks, widening eyes a bit surprised about Derpy's reaction* Geeze, calm down Derpy, it's just a stupid muffin.



Derpy: *crosses arms* Look Rainbow, I get the fact people may not respect me as such for being accident prone-



Rainbow Dash: *rolls eyes at irony of comment*



Derpy: -but at least I don't take it out on other pony's little muffins!



Rainbow Dash: *glares again* Read my lips; *holds up one hoof at a time* Stupid! Muffin!



Derpy: *scrunches face, seeming prepared to blow her top off in anger, to Rainbow Dash's expectations, but instead, bursts into a fit of sobs before flying into the Evergreen Forest* Bwaaaaaaaahhahahaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!



Rainbow Dash: *droops ears a bit from momentary guilt before shaking head to self, snapping out of it* Ohhh...Who cares. *shrugs to self before flying away* Once that bird brain gets her stupid muffin, I'll apologize.